on a scale of one to Hannibal Lecter how many inside jokes do you have with yourself?
i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”
dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD
DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST
HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG
HOW HARD DID YOU TRY
ARE YOU OK
“Don’t Go Baking My Heart” : A musical episode wherein Will Graham finds out that Hannibal is indeed, a cannibal, and momentarily fears for his life before being softly reassured by him that “I couldn’t if I tried. “
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
… And this is Doom, he’s almost too gay to function.